More about the whole bomb thing:
One of my Ss asked me "Was XXX take out of your class?"
I said, "It was during the bell that I had him but we were in the stadium b/c of being evacuated."
He said, "Did you even know he had it in his bag?"
My response was my head shaking side to side for no. After pondering I should have said, "Well, everyday I ask each student if they are carrying a pipe bomb as they come into my class after I say hello and how are you." or "I just put my Xray glasses in for repairs so he snuck this one by me."
Got any other come backs for me?