Brandisms

The Middie came up with these two zingers w/i the last 24 hours.

Yesterday we were talking about how her older sister is very tall for her age. Daddy said she is a beanstalk. The Middie said "but she can be a mean-stalk".

This morning as the baby was doddling around in the kitchen I rhetorically asked what she was doing in there. The Middie replies, "Probably something evil that she will get in trouble for later."